A Bunch Of Stuff

Sister, are you reading this? Tell Big Bro this: WHY DO YOU LOVE TO BE A DIFFERENT RELIGION FROM YOUR FAMILY? WHAT'S WRONG BEING BUDDHIST? WHY, MAN, WHY?! SO WHY, BIG BROTHER? And YOU are still smoking. FOR FIVE CRAZY LONG YEARS, YOU'LL STILL SMOKING?? You even made a couple of promises to Mom saying that you'll quit, AND YOU BROKE THEM ALL? HOW COULD YOU!!! Sister, I'll do you proud, prouder than you can ever imagine, and make you forget the fact that you bully me a lot when I was just 5 years old (Oops, slipped out). I MUST GET FIRST PLACE!! But first, let me go watch TV. My favourite show on television, so MARK MY WORDS!!!
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